Funny story

"true story, I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else. One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldnt overcome and didnt really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldnt say a word. She said, Im going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me. I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked straight towards my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldnt ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.

The moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car."

get this nails....



A woman in her late 40's, went to a plastic surgeon for a 'face lift.'

The surgeon told her about a new procedure called "The Knob". A small knob is placed on the back of a woman's head and can be turned to tighten up her skin to produce the effect of a brand NEW face lift
forever. Of course the woman wanted "The Knob".

Fifteen years later, the woman returned to the surgeon with two problems. "All these years , everything has worked just fine, I've had to turn the knob many times and I've always loved the results. But now I've developed two annoying problems.

First, I have these terrible bags under my eyes and the knob won't get rid of them."

The doctor looked at her closely and said, "Those aren't bags, those are your breasts."

She said, "Well, I guess that explains the goatee."

anyways, at least u have balls to admit that u dont understand what u dont!!. BTW, 17 ..is that exaggerated? I would say 7 or 8 may be ;)


J/k :)

I like the way U are thinking.


Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question, "Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with your gun, how many would be left?"

"None," replied Johnny, "cause the rest would fly away."

"Well, the answer is four," said the teacher, "but I like the way you're thinking."

Little Johnny says, "I have a question for you. If there were three women eating ice cream cones in a shop, one was licking her cone, the second was biting her cone and the third was sucking her cone, which one is married?"

"Well," said the teacher nervously, "I guess the one sucking the cone."

"No," said Little Johnny, "the one with the wedding ring on her finger, but I like the way you're thinking."

pat i don't get it at all :S hmm...i need more time to think about it :P :P

UFF nails...you sound really DUMBOOO.. :P :P
I guess lonely's guess is correst...

Nails dude seems to be 7 or 8, not 17..
:P :P

;)

hahaha!!!!!!!!

By the way...I do know..how old snails is in real.
:P :P

how old is snails for real then??

Sorry dude, I can't reveal someone's personal infos in public thread.

uffff okay fine fine nepal ko chora i admit that i am 25 and it's sad that i still don't get it! :)

Uff nails... :P :P

which one didn't u get nails?

pat - The last one you posted i didn't get ke!

ok nails...Do you know what a goatee is?

its "boke dari"....now do you get it?

Pat - hmm... i don't know i think i need Nepal ko chora to explain it to me! :) :P :P

Uff nails.. :P :P
why do you need me to explain the joke ni..
Pat will explain you this time.

:P

Nepal ko chora - :( :( okay!

hahahaha..hahaha
nails..why sad now...ni ?

:P

Because i wanted you to explain to me ke! :( :( but that's okay now i am sure pat will explain it to me! :)

Uff Snails..that was pat's joke. Let him explain you ... :P
:P
I will explain in case you don't understand my jokes.
:P :P