I have been arrested for DUI(driving under influence)charges over the weekend.I am writing you this from my detention where they were generous enough to provide me with a laptop.Thanks to my nice attitude towards COPS.We have always helped each other throughout homicide detection history:)
It happened last night as I was driving with my pink-slip panicked after I had lost my job at the mental veterinary hospital.They smelt pink maragarita in my breath.Thats what the gay looking cop said:)I don't blame him.It was the bartender who was kind enough to pour more tequila than the mix.
Now that I am confined solitarily within these prison cells.All I have is time to entertain you with my jail diaries.
They have given me a title of politician among DOGS.All dogs are equal from Alaska to Zimababwe.We too write journals inside while our journey last here with human thugs.
Guess what tho?
All these criminals around were staring so hard at me they almost went blind.
Lute felt like Sir Anthony Hopkins in "Silence of the lambs".Gravity of skeleton perfect flesh of mine is unimaginable they think.But how I know?I think I know:)
Now that I have started to write on one thread instead of many offending others who are uninterested in my bullsh*t.I will be only writing here.Next time I will write about how Lutekukur was born,my experience on the street,on atrip to heaven and heaven itself.
If you are interested simply say MORE in the room.Otherwise I can always stop writing.

Lute from Detention facility(sounds better than JAIL).

here:

So, Finally Lute is arrested and they frame him for more than DUI and throw him in the Jail for 10 years.

SEVEN YEARS LATER
A conversation between Lute Dada and Kichchu Dada in the Jail

Kichu Dada: "अनि? लुतेको स्वास्नी/ GF छ कि छैन?"
Lute Dada: "छ नि! स्वास्नी र एउटा छोरा छ --- फोटो हेर्ने छोराको?"
Lute shows Kichu a picture of his son...
Kichu Dada : "यो त छाउरा को फोटोपो हो त, भरखर जन्म्या जस्तो छ । तिमी त ७ बर्ष भयो जेल भित्र कोच्चेको, कसरी तिम्रो स्वास्नी pregnant भयो????"
Lute Dada: "त्यही भन्या मु**, खाली मेरो फोटो हेर्दा हेर्दै बुढी pregnant भै छ।।"

Lutekukur is a nick name of a person behind a computer screen guys..have some respect towards him before you start treating him as a dog.

Lute, very good work and really funny! .......MORE.........................

I noticed from inside her long-coat pocket that she had hailed cab home bound.I felt like I was in a paradise inside her pocket.It was so cold outside I thanked god for sending me an angel.There are some who gives damn about lutes I comforted my self.I noticed an Indian accent of the third person inside cab ,probably a cabbie.I knew we were inside a cab.
The terrible cold night of mid-december had already taken a dear toll from me.We finally arrived her place.She placed me near her aquarium.I figured she liked animals looking at her living room.She had posters all over covering her walls with animals.And guess what she had a cat.
My tiny physique would even confuse her cat about me being a dog.Lute noticed for the first even cats were fearless around me.I laughed at myself she noticed.The rescuer I mean she then approached me with a dry towel.My tears flown due to that cold would make me look uglier as ugly as I was already.She noticed I figured.
Then I hear an old voice of a lady
"What are you doing there,sweety?"the lady sounded like Queen Elizabeth.There was a tone of royalty around me.Poor Lute had finally made to the royals.
:)

Lute Goes To School:Intro. to French Kiss 101
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Hitherto,I had no academic backgrounds.In London they wouldn't enroll me at school of economics since I was a dog.Moreover, a Lute.As I had become a royal guest at my princess's apartment,I was neverthless a student of romance.
She lived with her grandma.Thanks goodness they both liked animals.I would have started to sense strange feelings being an unwanted guest at someone else's house:).The worst that could have happened was they would have kicked me out from their apartment to the streets.Except for that chilling cold I wouldn't have mind.Isn't it where I belonged anyways?
Next day she came from work.She was all excited about seeing me at her doorsteps more than my own feelings that I had started to build up.I barked loudly to hide my soft feelings about her.She managed both her inner and outer beauty perfectly.She was a combination of Angelina Jolie and Prity Zienta for Gen Xers(of dogs) like me,probably Kate Hepburn and Madhubala for older Lutes.
We then headed towards her bedroom.She had permitted me to go into her room from that second day.Lucky Lute:)
To my utter surprise she kissed me.By then,I had lost my conscious:).Fairy tales are true,who says they aren't?
I was proud of being enrolled in a school of romance.My first day of orientation to introduction of French Kiss 101.
:-)

Lute Regains Consciousness
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What happened after I was half way through French kiss I donot recall.I know I had lost my mind in ecstasy.I did enjoy my unconscious self to its fullest extent,I don't know if she did.I didn't want to come back to the real world leaving all that tranquil experience I had enjoyed for few fractions of seconds if not more.But I didn't want to stay there any longer either.I feared dead as I see them tortured spirits every night.
Humans have sixth sense that are limited to the celluloid entertainments.We see DEAD people for real.Lute has few dead friends mostly humans who I interect with every now and then,they keep me an update on hells and purgatorys of the other worlds.Sad isn't it?:(
Back to my newly found princess.I was in love with her but the major obstacle was communication.I was Lute and she was a British.:-)
I barked,she talked.But how we communicated romantically we both have no clues.
Love has no language and barriers associated with it.I had passed French Kiss 101 with distinction.
My next episode:
Lute leaves the Palace as the weather gets warmer:-)Breaking her heart.

NepaliPoonte:Thanks for your enthusiasm.

Hello Captain:Thanks for liking my Bullsh*t.Hats off sir.

Dear BirkheMaila:You thought your name was more Nepali:).Lutekukur take this:)Its all your inspiration sir.

Hello Matrix:I am trying my best to keep it PG 13.Let me know if I break the rules.Aren't you sweet?

Sandhurst Sir:Does it remind you of Angie Hall?

Mr.Lonely:Thanks for posting my album.Reminds me of my child hood:)

Kalanki Baje:Katna ho chahinejo mera kura katchau re.Timilai bajiya:)I am your fan.

Sense:Thanks.I am trying my best to bea dog and human at the same time.

Nepalover:Your comments please.

Where is Hushpuppy?

We are heading paradise soon guys.Finger crossed.

Lute from Jail.
I need Bail Bonds for release.

LuteKukkkur; ahhh!!! True good sports. I myself is your fan.
Quoting Oys, :p the veteren himself, "Jokes are always made on someone elses expense" :P, so you are my victim. hahhhh!! Always hoped that you wouldn't mind. Great to know that you didn't mind at all. :D M a fan too. ahaaa... yours. :D
Keep it comin'l till it hits the fan. haha@!@@@@!!! (That's how creep further and live this fkin' life that I didn't even want in the first place. :D)

of course veteren = veteran!! :D Mu***************************, 2 glasses of wine make me tipsy these days, eh...... puk wine!! (Of course it was tall glass.... ) haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!

Phew...

Lute leaves Palace
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It turned out that I was a hopeless romantic afterall.Otherwise why would I shiver irrationally after seeing her everytime?Honeymoon days started to look foggy instead of bright sunny ones.I realized I had to stop thinking what I have been thinking.
Though,Lute realized he had fallen in true love for the first time.Then I wished I was my previous life.My mind was dominated with the guilt and regrets.I stabbed my human self because I was never delivered a true love instead they were in the forms of deadly lusts.Despite all this guilty feelings we loved each other to death.I know I did.

Early morning of one spring day,I decided to leave everything behind and go back to the streets of London.Everything was quite around me.There was a little opening next to the back window which I used for my exit.I fleed the palace in search of new destiny.
My next episode:
I die:)an accident on the street.

Lute...did u meet Diana???
:P

Lute Dies and goes to heaven
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I had been feeling disoriented after I had left my princess's apartment.I had nowhere to go in london.I was alone once again.I didn't fell as bad this time as it was my own choice.I was both hungry and thirst.I was losing weight substantially.I wasn't lute anymore.I was worst than a lutekukur.I have no name to define me for that period.
I started missing princess and our brief romance.My feeling inside her pocket.French kisses and feelings of royalty that I had experienced inside her apartment.
On the streets I knew some thing worst was coming towards me.Unlike humans we dogs see our future clearly.We bark if we see tortured spirits and other natural catastrophes like earthquake.As I was trying to cross a busy cross road near Picadelly circus something hit me badly.I have no recollections of that precise moment.I died badly I think.
I would next find myself in an embassy of Paradise.Of all the good deeds that I had done I was selected to go heaven.:)
My next episode:
A trip to heaven:)

Hello Matrix:I am trying my best to keep it PG 13.Let me know if I break the rules.Aren't you sweet?
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Slimdog how can someone cho chweet like you can break teh rules...but yes i sure will let you know once i come across...looks like you know moi's habit. :D About the sweet thing well find out lol...By the way, when away the only thought that crossed my mind was slimdog, everytime i saw one had to think about you, simply couldnt wait to get home and see your latest updates...but sadly you seem to be enjoying your trip to heaven...make sure you come back and update us...

eagerly waiting...:D

Welcome back..MR...:)

Lute lands in heaven
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In heaven things are surprisingly different.Ofcourse right:-)?
Once my visa was approved from the embassy of paradise after my death.I had no difficulty finding out where the airport that would transport my dead body.Captain Yamadut was the pilot as always,nice fellow.I was the only dog aboard with few other good humans who were bound for heaven.The air hostess was so beautiful I couldn't keep my eyes off her.She didn't wear long jacket neither she had huge pockets:-)
In the middle of the flight she hands you a parachute and instructs you to jump off the plane while heaven arrives.At first,I was so afraid to look down.They kick you from the back if you are reluctant to do so.I was frightened like hell to jump off to land on the heaven.But,finally I did.I landed on heaven safely.
It wasn't crowded.I guessed so not everyone is lucky as I am.Only few lucky lutes make it there at last.:-)
Like london I was alone in heaven.I heard loud sirens once I was trying to cross one of the busiest streets of downtown heaven.I over heard some weird looking passersby talking about Yamaraj.The sirens came from the motorcade Yamaraj was passing by.I managed somehow to get a glimpse of Yamaraj in heaven.I always thought Yamaraj would look like one of those sumo wrestlers,but to my surprise he looked like Vladimir Putin.His bodyguards of Yamaduts overshadowed his presence.
Last but not least,I saw Urvashi.She was the greatest celebrity of all in heaven.
She is so beautiful all the good old jogis of earth who were bestowed heaven stop wondering in heaven and start following her like paparazzis.I wasn't an exception.I wish I had a camera.But noone is allowed to take pictures in heaven:-)
Next:
Lute is kicked from heaven after Yamaraj finds about his illegitimate affairs and bankruptcy on earth:(

Slimdog...how dare did i miss your thread...grrrrrrrr @ me. :D How sad you couldnt take pics in heaven please go to hell for me now and take some pics....hai...alleeeeeeee my slimu is back...:D

Did Lute Die again..:D
OR Yamaraj keep him for Sajha's good..hahaha...:P

I miss slimdog...:(

Janta haarule aabo Missing Lute bhanera Thread suru garna beer chhaina...
Lau Lute ko Jai hoos!!!...:D